To be honest I saw "that scene" and never once thought, "That's Natalie Portman's arse" but instead thought, "how is her treatment by the lump of wood called Clive Owen helping to explore the themes? What is her objectification saying about their relationship as characters?" This could be because I'm gay but I actually think it's because I like my porn and tittilation to be separate from my art.

It's kind of why I also fast forward through the story bits on porn films. I'm not interested in why those two women are becoming increasingly close or why they choose to then get 15 midgets involved in the gang bang. I just want to see the consequences.

Here here!

Does the wife know your gay tho?

He's a lesbian trapped in a mans body...

Better than being a man trapped in a lesbian's body.

Or is it? I don't know. I'm confused now.

Er.....

I have to say that sounds infinitely preferable...

I suppose it depends on the lesbian.